22 of the Funniest Thanksgiving Tweets From Students

22 of the Funniest Thanksgiving Tweets From Students 22 of the Funniest Thanksgiving Tweets From Students It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. With Thanksgiving dinner just around the corner, you’re bracing yourself for dinner-table traumas and pumpkin pie related happiness. Between Trump’s Russia ties, #MeToo and what to include in your Turkey stuffing, the country’s not short of divisive topics likely to start a family quarrel, but whatever you eventually take up arms about, some things just never change… 1.You’ve basically already written off the week… Technically break doesn’t start until Wednesday but my mind’s already in shut down mode #college #thanksgivingweek Laurkey turkey (@slaurenfriend) November 20, 2017 2. Despite the mounting pile of assignments... When its the day before Thanksgiving break and your teacher still gives class work pic.twitter.com/H57l2x8r9I THOTsgiving AJ (@AYE__JAY14) November 25, 2015 3. And crushing realities of uni life. One exam stands between me and thanksgiving break and I honestly don’t know if I can make it Emily Weema (@Emily_weema8) November 21, 2017 4. You’re looking forward to spending some time with your family... Cant make it home on Thanksgiving? Simulate the experience by passive aggressively asking yourself about your career and why youre single. Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) November 26, 2015 5. And putting your feet up. When youre trying to enjoy Thanksgiving but you remember the swirling vortex of homework you have due at the end of break pic.twitter.com/UORwYhOHJ1 Brendan (@BrendanW73) November 24, 2016 6. You’re bracing yourself to feel the heat of interrogations about college... Family during Thanksgiving: How are your grades?Me: pic.twitter.com/jH8jHcJtBC Addison Skaggs (@addisonskaggs) November 21, 2017 7. And fight tooth and nail over turkey stuffing… PLEASE remember not to ruin everyones Thanksgiving by being a dick and putting raisins or fruit in your stuffing Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) November 26, 2014 8. Or ham. Thanksgiving Ham Thanksgiving Turkey Babiï Brodiï (@96Livin_) November 21, 2017 9. Thanksgiving is a time to break bread and be thankful for what you have... how are your grades? do you know what college youre going to yet? when are you taking the SATs? #ThanksgivingWeek pic.twitter.com/X6stoszGMP Briana Kozlowski (@brianakozlowski) November 21, 2016 10. And have your dreams get trampled on by relatives. Im not visiting my family this Thanksgiving, so Im replicating the experience by reading YouTube comments instead. Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) November 25, 2015 11. Someone’s feelings will get hurt. Uncle: You need to raise that GPA... Me: You need to raise your kids #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/gzMPvdcmA3 DeMarko Gage (@DeMarko_Gage) November 25, 2015 12. You’ll duck for cover when running into long lost high school friends… actual footage of me trying to avoid all the people from high school Ive seen since Ive been back for break pic.twitter.com/E7QGwD1nka meghan (@meghan_skinner) November 25, 2016 13. Or your weird uncle who, like all weird uncles nationwide, will get hammered. Nothing says Thanksgiving like my drunk Uncle Frank playing Wii bowling by himself Isabel (@isabelbanks_) November 27, 2014 14. The Thanksgiving tradition of ostracising vegetarian relatives is finally upon us… Relatives: Happy Thanksgiving! Great to see you!Me: You too! I brought a tofurkey.Relatives: You have brought great shame upon this family. John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) November 21, 2017 15. And you can’t wait to tuck in. thanksgiving night when you try to lift the foil up off tha cake and you hear “WHO IN DAT KITCHEN” pic.twitter.com/T694hYmiTj erin (@erincuhhh) November 21, 2017 16. Expandable waistbands are key... Reminder: Not wearing sweatpants during #thanksgivingweek is bad luck. Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 20, 2017 17. As you prepare to plunge into a food coma. When somebody call you out aint that your 3rd plate #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies pic.twitter.com/kihPbBjVGR J.B. (@JustJameis) November 24, 2015 18. You’ve been starving for months... College students showing up to Thanksgiving dinner next week like pic.twitter.com/Dkj8P3aLNP College Humor (@_CollegeHumor_) November 25, 2015 19. So you’ll be having fourths of everything... Thanksgiving is the Kickstarter for love handles. Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) November 26, 2015 20. And getting extremely fat. When your family thinks Thanksgiving dinner is over, but you head back for fourths. pic.twitter.com/VeyReQQzWe Greg Miller (@GameOverGreggy) November 26, 2015 21. Fortunately, Thanksgiving dinner is never over. Even when you think it is, it isn’t. When you full asf at thanksgiving dinner and ya grandma puts more food on your plate pic.twitter.com/SeYFetRgxt scumcity ceo (@scumcityceo) November 27, 2014 22. Because Christmas is next up… I refuse to acknowledge Christmas in any way shape or form until Thanksgiving is over Ben Heeney (@henbeeney) November 21, 2017 Related categories: